Who I Am
A severely introverted, anxiety-ridden, unmedicated & running on decaf, stay-at-home, homeschooling mama.
How It Started
As a stay-at-home, homeschooling mama, I’ve been able to carve out time over the last several years to garden. And garden a lot. I even created a gardening account on Instagram where I posted gardening tips. After awhile, I realized giving people advice is not my thing. I also realized I wasn’t seeing gardening apparel that I would ever want to wear.
So, I decided to create my own.
As a female introvert over 40, I want my clothes to make a statement: Stay the fuck away from me & I don’t have the patience or time to deal with your shit. But I also want my clothes to be pretty, hence the flowery, leafy designs.
I hope you enjoy my creations.
Covid-19 Delays
I appreciate your patience and understanding. Current fulfillment times are as follows. Please, be prepared for unexpected delays.
Apparel: US / 2-7 business days; EU / 2-7 business days
Mugs: US / 3-8 business days; EU / 2-5 business days
Face Masks: US / 2-5 business days; EU / 2-5 business days
Custom Items
Yes! I accept custom requests, with some limitations. Please, contact me for more info!
The Zombie Garden
I have an online gardening group on the BAND app! It’s for beginners and beyond, and anyone who loves to learn and help others!